This is an emergency..

**bip bip**

**bip bip**

**bip bip**

"Doctor, will he make it?"

**bip bip**

"Hmm... Its too early to tell, sir"

"I mean.. could boredom ever lead to death?"

"I'm familiar with the literal phrase, but never knew a medical condition of this sort ever existed. This is very strange."

"Strange? Far from it, doctor. All you had asked was a few hours every week but the patient neglected the routine altogether. This is a case of lethargy and ineptitude killing the cat."

"Hmm.. Strange. wasn't it curiosity that killed the cat?"

"Oh! Will you cut it out, doctor? Do something apart from looking serious. Operate the boy or somethi..."

Aaaaauuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

"Ssssssh. i think the patient's regaining conciousness. Pass me the hammer. One more swift stroke should do the trick."

THUD!

"Ouch. That had to hurt."